Brisbane’s weather becomes a new growth industry

It’s storm season once again, which means a torrential downpour every afternoon and news stories about it every night. The reporters will be standing outside under umbrellas to show how useful they can be (the umbrellas, not the reporters), and cutting to footage of golf ball-size hailstones falling elsewhere in the state.

(Just be thankful Mother Nature isn’t a soccer fan.)

Unfortunately, the mornings are still bright and sunny. And you know what happens when you combine sun and rain, don’t you? That’s right: a weather report that goes for half the news bulletin.

It’s also Mother Nature’s sure-fire growth formula for plants, which means you’ll have to trek through metre-high grass to find the morning paper. (Assuming they managed to lob it over your hedge, which now resembles the maze from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.)

Of course, the solution is to cut the grass and trim the hedges, and then call Brizzy Rubbish Removals to collect whatever’s lying on the ground (assuming you haven’t passed out in the process). Unfortunately, you still need to do the cutting and trimming, and chances are you don’t have:

  • an industrial ride-on lawn mower and chainsaw sitting in your garden shed
  • a garden shed.

You could try ‘borrowing’ them from your neighbour’s conveniently well-stocked garage. Unfortunately, with the hedge being as high as it is there’s no way to see if he’s home or not.  And unless they happen to own a catapult as well you wouldn’t be able to get them into your yard anyway.

Fortunately, Brizzy Rubbish Removals can now do the pruning and the removing. That’s right. They’ll cut your lawn, trim your hedges, and take everything away when they’re done. And all without you lifting a finger. (Thanks, Siri.)

So what are you waiting for? Get in touch with Brizzy Rubbish Removals today and rediscover your garden.

Not to mention your neighbours.